Wedding Speech Delivered by the Groom -- Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeche

Wedding Speech Delivered by the GroomBefore I shekels I have to ask... Do you resembling my outfit?... you see, I asked the tailor for Versace... solely he thought I said Liberace Ladies, Gentlemen, Friends, Relatives and any stray pedestrians who may have wandered in. On behalf of my wife and I... or as I prefer to call her my most recent ex-girlfriend, welcome to our wedding. I hope youre all enjoying yourselves on this special day. Its great to see you all and I can honestly arrange it would have been rubbish without you. It would also have been a lot cheaper without you, entirely thats beside the point. Wed like to thank my new Father-in-law for his kind words and good wishes. And to thank both my new in-laws for all the help (both organisational and financial) they have given us in arranging this reception. Id like to thank them personally also for all the kindness and generosity they have shown me over the last 8 years, especially after we got impinge on on the wrong foo t 8 years ago with the awful blocked toilet incident. I wont go into the details here, still suffice to say their toilet was not blocked before I went in there, but it was very blocked when I left... and overflowing. Nothing much was said at the time, but I did notice on my next visit that the bathroom carpet had been replaced with easy wipe laminate floor So for that discretion and everything else thank you. Wed also like to thank my mum for ... ...or those who dont know, Nuala is the one with the plaster cast on her arm, sustained in an arm-wrestling contest to decide who would be the chief bridesmaid. And Shiv who is the chief bridesmaid Wed like to thank both of you for all the support given to the bride today as well as the other kind of support offered on the way mansion from the hen do. But most of all we want to thank you for blending in so well with the table cloths. So if you would all stand and gear up your glasses and join me in toasting the bridesmaids... The brides maids OK I could go on all night, trotting out the usual tired old jokes and fictitious anecdotes, but instead Im going to leave that to the best man. Thank you.